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Dating Apps: Yay šŸ‘šŸ½ or Nay šŸ‘ŽšŸ½?

In the past, there was always a social stigma with meeting a love interest online. Many people wouldnā€™t even admit they met their significant other on the Internet! But with social media being such a BIG ta-do these days, the stigma has quickly faded. Is it a yay or nay thing to do? Iā€™m sure everyone has scrolled through Tinder a time or two.

Soā€¦.

My friends have been telling me for a long time now to get out there and meet new guys. Iā€™m always skeptical to jump back in the dating scene because Iā€™m leery of people, in general. But, considering the fact that Iā€™m not getting any younger, and realizing I have nothing to lose in meeting new people, I decided to give their idea a chance.

See, my problem is that I constantly deal with the same ole guys. Itā€™s like I have them in rotation. And the bad part is, every time Iā€™m done with them, it seems as if we end on worse terms than we ever did previously. That game has gotten old. With this in mind, I decided to go ahead and download a dating appā€¦.why the heck not, right?

Hereā€™s the thing: I HATE dating apps! Every time I re-download an app and start browsing around, I immediately remember WHY I didnā€™t stay on it before. Itā€™s not for me!

Reasons?

1. Iā€™m very social and outgoing once I get to know someone. But Iā€™m not the best at approaching guys online or going up to randoms when Iā€™m out on the town, and sparking conversation. So, even if Iā€™m a match with someone on these sites, I never have the balls to make the first move. The same thing can be said for real life.

2. I donā€™t like the whole ā€œblindā€ aspect of it. Iā€™m not a fan of blind dates. Sure, they have pics on their profiles for me to gawk at, but I think weā€™ve all learned enough from ā€œCatfishā€ to know that if someone online seems too good to be true, they usually are.

3. This world is FULL of crazy people! Iā€™m always afraid Iā€™m going to end up meeting a serial killer or someone who is just plain bat-shit crazy! Iā€™m not about that life. Especially because I have a child. I donā€™t want some crazy person coming into my life, let alone my childā€™s life. For me, introducing anyone new to my son is a very tricky/picky/ sensitive/ touchy situation for me. This explains why I always go back to those fools from high school; Iā€™m comfortable with them and I ā€œknowā€ them!

4. I NEVER get messaged by someone Iā€™m interested in. Thereā€™s always someone in my inbox who is foreign, creepy or completely NOT my type. I try not to be shallow and say, ā€œokay, maybe I should step outside the box and look for something out of my norm, because my norm never seems to work out.ā€ But, I always end up finding something so unappealing about them that Iā€™m turned off altogether.

5. STAGE 5 CLINGERS EVERYWHERE! Nothing else needs to be explained with this one.

6. To be honest, I never remember to regularly check the app for messages. Itā€™ll be days before I respond to someone, and at this point, they are pissed with me.

7. I get bored easily. The first few days, Iā€™m super excited to explore. After that, Iā€™m over it. (Iā€™m currently in the ā€œover itā€ phase. Hence, the reason why Iā€™m writing this post.)

And lastly, but certainly the most important reason:

8. Most men on there are looking for casual sex, nothing more. Thatā€™s an automatic turn-off for me. Especially when the first words to come out of your mouth have some kind of sexual connotation attached to them.

Donā€™t get me wrong, I know plenty of people who have been very successful finding their mate online. I guess I just donā€™t have the drive or motivation to invest so much time into it; it never works out or I never follow through. So, my question isā€¦what are some good apps/sites to try? Maybe Iā€™m looking in the wrong places? Or maybe I should just go about this the old-fashioned way and get out of the house and meet people. I mean, I am in Vegas for goodness sakes! Between tourists and locals, if I canā€™t meet someone out here, maybe the problem is ME and not THEM!

But in the meantime, drop some of your favorite apps in the comments below, and maybe Iā€™ll try them out and have better luck. Iā€™ll definitely post with an update once Iā€™ve tried them out. I hope youā€™ve got some GREAT suggestions.

Help a sista out! Desperately (not really) Seeking Love,

TJ


**OMGā€¦I just thought of it, speed dating! Has anyone tried that? Thoughts?

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